Kate Hudson Needs a Second Coat

This picture of Kate Hudson was originally attached to a story about self-tanning. You know, when people get a fake tan sprayed on, kind of like being painted I guess. But I'm not writing about that, that's dumb. So anyway, this picture made me think of painting Kate Hudson. Not like a picture, but maybe with one of those long 70's ostrich feathers. Or maybe a feather duster or hell maybe a live chicken. Hey if that's what she's into what do I care but geez Kate, slow down a little. I'm game for anything let's just leave the animals out of it for a while.